Shock no. 1 – my book is available on Amazon.
Shock no. 2 – it’s on at a raving mad price.
Shock no. 3 – there’s even a used one available at an even higher, madder price.
Shock no. 4 – I have an author page.
Shock no.5 – there are 2 other books on my author page that I never delivered.
If you have read it, please write an Amazon review. I don’t care if it’s only a one star review. At the moment it looks a bit Billy No Mates. Please also like it if you can. I don’t expect to sell many at these prices, but the royalties would be Very Nice if I did.
Shock no. 6 – “Customers who bought this also bought …” [GULP!]